Let’s get moist and supple with these body bars! Everyone knows that homemade gifts are the best. Making a gift (or forcing your child to do it) shows the recipient that you care. Hooray you! Â You took the time to create something especially for someone that you love! It also makes you looks fantastic when … Read more
I sit on my back patio with a fresh, steaming cup of coffee. Well, I’m about to sit before I realise that there is a large “gift” from one of my chicken friends on my favourite seat. Chickens are lovely, fluffy creatures, but their poop is not. I get a cloth and wipe up the … Read more
Sex. Murder. War. Stab stab. Stab. Sex sex, dragons. Sex with dragons? Stab stab, die! Repeat. As a game, Game of Thrones is not particularly interactive or fun. As a show, meh. As a throne, well my couch is more comfortable. I’d rather Brooklyn 99 any day. Game of Thrones ✯✯ 2 stars. Or read … Read more
I stand there, present in hand, nervously shaking as a loud dinosaur screeches in my ear. The door opens and the volume goes up. suddenly there are dinosuars (and one fairy princess) everywhere. Roaring, screeching and wailing. a small T-Rex begins violently yanking the present from my nervous hands, while the spinosuarus I birthed 8 … Read more
Hello my chipper chinchillas! Are you feeling bloated? Do you need to lose a touch of weight? Or are you just feeling flat? Sort of like a beached whale, laying there waiting for someone to push you back into the ocean of your life? You’re not the only one. Just by looking at the Pimp … Read more
I wake up bleary eyed and exhausted, memories of nursing the baby for half the night flashing through my mind. Then I remember all 3 (or do I have 4?) of my children are well past the baby stage. Vodka, that’s right, I was nursing a bottle of vodka half the night. I reach for … Read more
