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Dear Mrs Piggy, I need some help with my husbands wardrobe.No matter what I do, he just messes it up! His shoes are thrown in on the floor, he pulls out all his shirts and just stuffs them all back in. It’s a mess! Should I get boxes or baskets for everything? What’s with that … Read more
Dear Mrs. Piggy, I have a 6 month old baby, and I don’t know what to do about their ears. I think that earrings on babies are totally adorable, and I really want to pierce her ears. My husband is totally against it. He says its mutilating her, and what happens if she doesn’t want … Read more
Dear Mrs. Piggy, I need your help! I have a 2 year old that screams. And when I say screams, I mean screams. Not squeals once and keeps playing. Screams. Tantrums, meltdowns, I don’t know what you call them, but they’re loud and they last FOREVER. If I ignore them they get louder. If I … Read more
Dear Mrs piggy, I’m a happy, successful woman. I have a wonderful husband of 5 years (together for 8) an amazing job, and between us, a superb disposable income that means we can go on amazing holidays every year, eat and go out whenever we want. But I think I want children. At least … Read more
Dear Mrs. Piggy, I’m writing today because my children won’t stop fighting! I have a 5 and a 7 year old (both boys) and they just fight constantly. Some days it feels like they wake up fighting, and keep going all day. I’ve tried everything to get them to stop. Punishments, rewards, separating them (they … Read more
