Toddlers are hard, we get it.
They run around like mini terrorists, make unreasonable demands like mini terrorists, and scare the heck out of me. Like mini terrorists.
No matter how insane, scary, fast, or irrational they are, just because they exist doesn’t mean that you can stay locked in your house with them until they grow out of their warfare ways.
Whether you need to travel with your toddlers for business, or the holiday that you have most definitely earned, having lived with a pint sized dictator for the last few years, I have compiled a list of my top 13 hints and tips for travelling with a toddler.
I hope they help you in some way.

- Don’t
- Don’t
- Don’t
- Really, don’t do it
- Don’t leave the house
- Seriously, don’t
- I mean it, don’t
- Don’t do this to yourself
- Do you really think a holiday with a toddler will be a holiday?
- Just don’t
- Really, I’m not joking. Don’t do this
- Please don’t, for your own sanity
- Just don’t go there
Want more top tips to make your existence better?
Read more amazing insights from Mrs. Piggy here.