The Best Podcasts to Listen to for any Occasion

If you’re like me, you love listening to podcasts, but what happens when you run out of podcasts?  When they can’t make them as fast as you listen to them?  Or when you binge on a podcast until you’re sick to death of the sound of the presenters voice.  When you consider throwing your phone out of the car window, just to get away from their constant rambling.. I’ve got your back! Read on for some awesome new podcasts for you to listen to!

How to Store The One Hundred Gazillion Soft Toys Your Child Has But Never Plays With

It’s a fact of life, if you have children, your house will be completely and utterly overrun by squashy, fluffy, adorable looking (slobber catching, germ infested, matted with indescribable brown muck) soft toys. But how do we store them? What was originally the one adorable snuggle that you couldn’t resist buying before your darling babe … Read more

Kid Craft: Firework Cards – Maximum Impact, Minimum Effort

Kids and craft go hand in hand, just like Gorillas and flinging poo.  They love it, it keeps them occupied, and everyone has a great time!  Well except for the poor sucker that has to clean it all up. You guessed it, that zookeeper person is going to be you!  And this gorgeous, Pinterest worthy … Read more

Beauty Tips from Yesteryear – The Secrets Your Grandmothers Swore by

Bambi Dollinger-Tart with a small selection of her makeup

That they took to the grave with them.Bitches. Hello my glamorous gerbils.Have you tried all of the latest fashion trends? Have you contoured your contours, highlighted your hairlines, and rubbed coconut oil all over your body until your as smooth, slick and slimy as a hagfish? Have you scoured the internet? Pinned ideas, saved links … Read more

An Idiots Guide to Meal Prepping

Life is hard isn’t it? That’s where meal prepping comes in. Whether you work full time just to pay your rent, are a working parent, stay at home mum, or lazy, pot smoking cousin that still lives with their parents, finding the time to prepare delicious meals 3 times a day is damn hard work! … Read more

How to Hide the Fact that you are Actually a Sloth Masquerading as a Human

Hello my slovenly Salamanders,  do you wish you were as tidy, put together, and naturally beautiful as I am? Do you wish you could glide effortlessly into a room and have all eyes turn to you because of your grace and beauty (not because you have two mismatched socks, toilet paper sticking out of your … Read more

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