Beauty Tips from Yesteryear – The Secrets Your Grandmothers Swore by

Bambi Dollinger-Tart with a small selection of her makeup

That they took to the grave with them.Bitches. Hello my glamorous gerbils.Have you tried all of the latest fashion trends? Have you contoured your contours, highlighted your hairlines, and rubbed coconut oil all over your body until your as smooth, slick and slimy as a hagfish? Have you scoured the internet? Pinned ideas, saved links … Read more

How to Hide the Fact that you are Actually a Sloth Masquerading as a Human

Hello my slovenly Salamanders,  do you wish you were as tidy, put together, and naturally beautiful as I am? Do you wish you could glide effortlessly into a room and have all eyes turn to you because of your grace and beauty (not because you have two mismatched socks, toilet paper sticking out of your … Read more

Top 10 superfoods and how to Sneak them into Your Diet

By Bambi Dollinger-Tart. Hello there my Chipper Chinchillas!  We all know that we’re eating the wrong things, and living our lives the absolute wrong (and most unhealthy) way possible. The internet says so. But how can we change that without disrupting our chaotic busy lives? I know that in an ideal world we would all … Read more

An Idiots Guide To Contouring

Hello my cheeky chiuahahas! Are you a rookie when it comes to rouge?  A plebe with your primer? Do you always make a mess with a makeup brush?  Or worse, look like Khloe Kardashian before she paints, contours and transforms her face to look like an Instagram filter without an Instagram filter? Then this article … Read more

I Quit Sugar

Hello my chipper chinchillas! Are you feeling bloated? Do you need to lose a touch of weight? Or are you just feeling flat?  Sort of like a beached whale, laying there waiting for someone to push you back into the ocean of your life? You’re not the only one. Just by looking at the Pimp … Read more

Clean, Healthy Eating As Dictated By Nature (and Bugs)

Bambi Dollinger-Tart riding a banana

Good morning, or evening, or afternoon – whatever time it is for you right now, my peppy puppies! I do so love the internet, how I can write something when I’m free, and you can read it whenever you are! You could be doing literally anything right now! All I know is that you are … Read more

Jade Eggs in Your Hoo-Ha: Not Just For Pleasure

jade eggs in a bowl, ready for vaginal exercise and pleasure

Dear men, I love you, I honestly do. You are strong and manly, hairy in all the right places, and all round handy fellows to keep about, but this post is not for you. Not unless you want to hear about women sticking things up their vaginas. This post is for you, my wonderful warrior … Read more

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