Should I Let my Kids Eat all of Their Easter eggs in one go?

Easter eggs in bowl

Easter.  I’m pretty sure it used to be about something else, possibly something religious.. But now, especially since I’ve had kids, its about chocolate.     And with all of the brown bunnies and eggs scattered through the house, comes the question:  Should I (or my kids) eat all of the chocolate in one day, … Read more

How to Store The One Hundred Gazillion Soft Toys Your Child Has But Never Plays With

It’s a fact of life, if you have children, your house will be completely and utterly overrun by squashy, fluffy, adorable looking (slobber catching, germ infested, matted with indescribable brown muck) soft toys. But how do we store them? What was originally the one adorable snuggle that you couldn’t resist buying before your darling babe … Read more

Beauty Tips from Yesteryear – The Secrets Your Grandmothers Swore by

Bambi Dollinger-Tart with a small selection of her makeup

That they took to the grave with them.Bitches. Hello my glamorous gerbils.Have you tried all of the latest fashion trends? Have you contoured your contours, highlighted your hairlines, and rubbed coconut oil all over your body until your as smooth, slick and slimy as a hagfish? Have you scoured the internet? Pinned ideas, saved links … Read more

An Idiots Guide to Meal Prepping

Life is hard isn’t it? That’s where meal prepping comes in. Whether you work full time just to pay your rent, are a working parent, stay at home mum, or lazy, pot smoking cousin that still lives with their parents, finding the time to prepare delicious meals 3 times a day is damn hard work! … Read more

How to Hide the Fact that you are Actually a Sloth Masquerading as a Human

Hello my slovenly Salamanders,  do you wish you were as tidy, put together, and naturally beautiful as I am? Do you wish you could glide effortlessly into a room and have all eyes turn to you because of your grace and beauty (not because you have two mismatched socks, toilet paper sticking out of your … Read more

Ask the Pig: Should I Pierce My Child’s Ears?

Dear Mrs. Piggy, I have a 6 month old baby, and I don’t know what to do about their ears. I think that earrings on babies are totally adorable, and I really want to pierce her ears. My husband is totally against it.  He says its mutilating her, and what happens if she doesn’t want … Read more

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