If you think there’s a chance, then you probably are.
Young people know they’re young.
Like me, Skye. All I need to do is look in the mirror, or talk to one of you old people for more than a second to know that I’m not one of you doddering old fools, talking about mortgages and superannuation and steady incomes while I wait to slowly die.
If you’re still not sure if you’re an aging fossil, not long for this earth, or if you’re so old that you’ve forgotten your age, and can no longer see past your glazed over cateracts to look in the mirror, take the test below to see:
Someone's invited you out, but your favourite show is on, do you:
You hear a baby crying, you:
Someone says YOLO to you, you:
The WIFI's gone down! Now what?
Are You Old?
Let's Be Honest, your best friend used to be a dinosaur
Why did you even bother taking this quiz?
In fact, how did you figure out how to use this amazing magical box of electricity and internet to take this quiz?
Kudos to you for being able to both understand technology enough to click, and to still have enough eyesight left to be reading this.
Enjoy your last few years/minutes/seconds on this earth. Not long until you and your old buddy "GRRRMMMMUUUUMMM" the caveman are reunited on the next plane...
You're no Spring chicken, more like an Autumn Stewing Hen
You're not dead yet, so that's cause for celebration, but lets be honest here - you had to take the quiz, which means you know you're getting a bit long in the tooth (and the boob if you happen to be a lady..)
You want to go and party like the kids, right until youre out partying with the kids. Then you remember that they're all morons, and you have a really nice bottle of wine, and a perfectly good TV at home.
So sit on the couch and complain about the "kids these days" you've earned the right, you old bastard!
You're young, cool and hip
At least you think you are. No-one says "cool" or "hip" anymore.
Yes! Finally a young person! Let's get turnt.
Don't know what that means? Then get back to adulting, you don't belong here.
If you're a true young person, don't waste anymore time on this stupid quiz.
Go and live.
You're one of the only ones that made it this far, and one of the only ones with more than a few puny years left in thier wrinkly, ageing body.
GO! GO NOW, before one of the old people asks you to explain how to use thier video player (whatever the hell that is) or starts some crazy long narrative about "when I was your age"...