Yep, I’m Skye.
I’m Pimp my Pigsty’s social media manager, and token young chick.
I’ll mostly be looking after Facebook, Twitter and Instagram, but the matures said that they might ask me for the “youth input” on some topics. I don’t really care, I’m more than happy to tell all you oldies how slow, old and out of touch you are, as long as they pay me.
everyone looks like a toddler or pre-schooler to you dinosaurs
You’re probably looking at that photo of me, thinking, wow she’s young AF, but the truth is everyone looks like a toddler or pre-schooler to you dinosaurs. That really is how old, and out of touch you are (I’m actually really going to like this gig!)
Besides, all you baby-boomers, gen x, y, and other label obsessed fossils have gone ahead and polluted, poisoned, terrorized, regulated, put us into debt, and basically just ruined our entire planet and society, which means us youth have to live on-line. Here we rule, and we will make it LIT!
And then you go a head and whinge about us being on our devices so much. SMH.
TBH You won’t see many pictures of me out there, and I’m definitely not giving you my last name. I’m not a noob. The internet isn’t the place for that sort of crap. I’ve got a long online life ahead of me, and I don’t want my digital footprint to be as huge as your ass probably is.
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