Aren't they amazing little whirlwinds of the devil?
This page will help you corral them and teach them not eat the dogs food.
It will have them looking like human offspring for approximately 10 seconds, and give you many other tips, hints and hacks to raise the perfect little angels that you assumed you'd have in your foolish, foolish child free days..
Let’s get moist and supple with these body bars! Everyone knows that homemade gifts are the best. Making a gift (or forcing your child to do it) shows the recipient that you care, that you love them. Hooray you! You took the time to create something especially for someone that you love. It also makesContinue reading Moisturising Body Bars: Homemade Gifts Your Kids Can Make (That People will actually like and use!) →
Ah, dads. They’re weird, sort of funny, and always there when you need them. To help celebrate the Daddiness of dads everywhere this fathers day, we have compiled the best (or worst) dad jokes you have ever heard. Don’t forget to show these to your dad. It will give him enough ammunition for the nextContinue reading The Best (or Worst) Dad Jokes on the Internet →
I’ve said it once, I’ll say it again, one of the best things about those illogical, loud and really quite ridiculous things we call toddlers is putting them into a jumpsuit. The second a toddler goes into a onesie, they seem to turn from demon child whose off switch and volume control buttons are jammed,Continue reading The Cutest, Creepiest Easy to Make Snuggle Your Kid Will Love! →
If you have kids in your house, you will understand when I say that tomato sauce is a food group all in itself. If my youngest would have her way, she would just throw back ketchup, straight from the bottle for breakfast lunch and dinner! But my freakishly loud, ridiculously adorable little monster is notContinue reading Sugar Free and Deliciously Easy Tomato Sauce/Ketchup Recipe →
It’s a fact of life, if you have children, your house will be completely and utterly overrun by squashy, fluffy, adorable looking, slobber catching, germ infested, matted with indescribable brown muck soft toys. What was originally the one adorable snuggle that you couldn’t resist buying before your darling babe slid out of your uterus isContinue reading How to Store The One Hundred Gazillion Soft Toys Your Child Has But Never Plays With →
Kids and craft go hand in hand, just like Gorillas and flinging poo. They love it, it keeps them occupied, and everyone has a great time! Well except for the poor sucker that has to clean it all up. You guessed it, that zookeeper person is going to be you! And this gorgeous, Pinterest worthyContinue reading Kid Craft: Firework Cards – Maximum Impact, Minimum Effort →
Christmas. The time for joy, love peace and cheer. Unless you have children, then it’s the time for bribery, threats, sugar highs, and presents. Oh my God, the presents! Being a mother of 4 (or is it 5, I can’t remember) I always get asked by my non zookeeper/childwrangling frineds and family what toys andContinue reading Christmas Gift Guide For Children – hints for people who don’t have thier own little terrors →
Dear Mrs. Piggy, I have a 6 month old baby, and I don’t know what to do about their ears. I think that earrings on babies are totally adorable, and I really want to pierce her ears. My husband is totally against it. He says its mutilating her, and what happens if she doesn’t wantContinue reading Ask the Pig: Should I Pierce My Child’s Ears? →
Having children is hard, but let’s be honest, so is socializing. Sometimes you just want to stay at home, curled up under your snuggly polar bear sized doona sipping on a hot chocolate (preferably spiked) while watching an episode of your favorite show for the seventeenth time. If you have kids, you have a builtContinue reading How to Use Your Child To Get Out of Anything You Don’t Want to Do →
I stand there, present in hand, nervously shaking as a loud dinosaur screeches in my ear. The door opens and the volume goes up. suddenly there are dinosuars (and one fairy princess) everywhere. Roaring, screeching and wailing. a small T-Rex begins violently yanking the present from my nervous hands, while the spinosuarus I birthed 8Continue reading Mrs. Piggy Reviews: Kids Parties →
Hi there my fellow exhausted mummas. It’s school holidays here at the moment, so I currently have about seven hundred and sixty three children at my house. I think most of them are mine. Anyway, who doesn’t love school holidays. Parents that’s who! I always have an exhaustive repetoure of activities for the toddlers andContinue reading Cheap and Cheerful Activities to Keep Older Children Occupied →
Ah, Mother’s Day. The one day of the year you can relax, unwind and only think of yourself. Basically a day for all you mothers out there to pretend that you’re not mothers! Here’s a handy list of the things that you should be taking a nice big break from on your day of pampering,Continue reading Things you shouldn’t have to do on Mother’s Day →
Dear Mrs. Piggy, I need your help! I have a 2 year old that screams. And when I say screams, I mean screams. Not squeals once and keeps playing. Screams. Tantrums, meltdowns, I don’t know what you call them, but they’re loud and they last FOREVER. If I ignore them they get louder. If IContinue reading Ask the Pig: 2 Year Old Tantrums →
Dear Mrs piggy, I’m a happy, successful woman. I have a wonderful husband of 5 years (together for 8) an amazing job, and between us, a superb disposable income that means we can go on amazing holidays every year, eat and go out whenever we want. But I think I want children. At leastContinue reading Ask the Pig: Having Children →
Dear Mrs. Piggy, I’m writing today because my children won’t stop fighting! I have a 5 and a 7 year old (both boys) and they just fight constantly. Some days it feels like they wake up fighting, and keep going all day. I’ve tried everything to get them to stop. Punishments, rewards, separating themContinue reading Ask the Pig: Fighting Children →