Kid Life

Ah, Children...

Aren't they amazing little whirlwinds of the devil?

This page will help you corral them and teach them not eat the dogs food.

It will have them looking like human offspring for approximately 10 seconds, and give you many other tips, hints and hacks to raise the perfect little angels that you assumed you'd have in your foolish, foolish child free days..

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Moisturising Body Bars: Homemade Gifts Your Kids Can Make (That People will actually like and use!)

Let’s get moist and supple with these body bars! Everyone knows that homemade gifts are the best. Making a gift (or forcing your child to do it) shows the recipient that you care. Hooray you!  You took the time to create something especially for someone that you love! It also makes you looks fantastic whenContinue reading Moisturising Body Bars: Homemade Gifts Your Kids Can Make (That People will actually like and use!)

How to Store The One Hundred Gazillion Soft Toys Your Child Has But Never Plays With

It’s a fact of life, if you have children, your house will be completely and utterly overrun by squashy, fluffy, adorable looking (slobber catching, germ infested, matted with indescribable brown muck) soft toys. But how do we store them? What was originally the one adorable snuggle that you couldn’t resist buying before your darling babeContinue reading How to Store The One Hundred Gazillion Soft Toys Your Child Has But Never Plays With

Christmas Gift Guide For Children – hints for people who don’t have thier own little terrors

Christmas.  The time for joy, love peace and cheer. Unless you have children, then it’s the time for bribery, threats, sugar highs, and presents. Oh my God, the presents! Being a mother of 4 (or is it 5, I’ve honestly lost track) I always get asked by my non zookeeper/childwrangling friends and family what toysContinue reading Christmas Gift Guide For Children – hints for people who don’t have thier own little terrors

How to Use Your Child To Get Out of Anything You Don’t Want to Do

Having children is hard, but let’s be honest, so is socializing. Sometimes you just want to stay at home, curled up under your snuggly polar bear sized doona sipping on a hot chocolate (preferably spiked) while watching an episode of your favorite show for the seventeenth time. If you have kids, you have a builtContinue reading How to Use Your Child To Get Out of Anything You Don’t Want to Do

Cheap and Cheerful Activities to Keep Older Children Occupied

Hi there my fellow exhausted mummas. It’s school holidays here at the moment, so I currently have about seven hundred and sixty three children at my house. I think most of them are mine. Anyway, who doesn’t love school holidays.  Parents that’s who! I always have an exhaustive repetoure of activities for the toddlers andContinue reading Cheap and Cheerful Activities to Keep Older Children Occupied

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