When did life get so damn busy and complicated?
One minute we were playing with lego and fantasizing about being a grown up and being able to eat cake for dinner (I’ve actually figured out how to do this with minimal guilt and heart attacks) and the next minute we grew up.
Now all we have is a list of things we need to do as long as the bubble gum tape that we used to love, and no damn time!
How can we be more productive and get more done you ask.
Simple, follow my foolproof tips below:
- coffee
- vodka
- even better, espresso martini
- GET OFF YOUR PHONE! You’re on it now aren’t you? Go on, get up.
Reward yourself with a martini after each chore you complete. Your list will get shorter, or you’ll stop caring about your list. Whatever works for you.
Cheers!
Mrs. Piggy.
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