ways to keep toddlers entertained without having to move or interact with them more than you need to
They can clean their toys, clean the fence, hell they can even clean the grass, as long as they leave you alone, as you sob quietly into your hydralite.
Child number one was not a tv kid – and trust me, I tried to get him hooked, I tried so very hard!
**Super mama hack: if the video has babies as well as cats, you’ll get twice as much peace.
3. Stickers. Need I say more? Oh I do need to say more. Ok, if a book or piece of paper doesn’t cut it, take a couple of aspirin, get comfy on the couch or in your bed, allocate an arm/leg to each child, then request stickers. Tell them you want to be covered completely.
This one works well because the fools – I mean lovely bundles of joy think that you’re playing with them. You can be present without being present..
** Super mama hack: do not doze off unless you know all permanent markers are out of your kids reach. Child number 2 taught me that once their artistic juices start flowing, apparently it’s not a huge leap from stickers to markers..
Read on to find out how to relieve some of your frustrations with toddlers without getting in trouble with social services…