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Cookies and Privacy Policy

Last updated: 18/10/19

Pimp My Pigsty uses cookies on our website. By using the Service, you consent to the use of cookies.

Our Cookies Policy explains what cookies are, how we use cookies, how third-parties we may partner with may use cookies on the Service, your choices regarding cookies and further information about cookies.

What are cookies

Cookies are delicious small pieces of text sent by your web browser by a website you visit. A cookie file is stored in your web browser and allows the Service or a third-party to recognize you and make your next visit easier and the Service more useful to you.

Cookies can be “persistent” or “session” cookies.

How Pimp My Pigsty uses cookies (and it’s not to steal your soul and harvest your organs, we promise)

When you use and access the Service, we may place a number of cookies files in your web browser.

We use cookies for the following purposes: to enable certain functions of the Service, to provide analytics, to store your preferences, to enable advertisements delivery, including behavioral advertising – this is how we make money, so that Philip Guava Tapeworm can afford the organic GMO free shampoo fro his underarm hair, and how Mrs. Piggy can afford to feed her 8 or 9 children (I don’t even think she knows how many she has).

We use both session and persistent cookies on the Service and we use different types of cookies to run the Service:

– Essential cookies. We may use essential cookies to authenticate users and prevent fraudulent use of user accounts.

Third-party cookies

In addition to our own cookies, we may also use various third-parties cookies to report usage statistics of the Service, deliver advertisements on and through the Service, and so on.  Please let us sneak a peak into your mind so that we can offer you ads about things you didn’t know you needed, but really do.  Also, if you click an ad here or there while reading, that would be greatly appreciated.  We need the $$

What are your choices regarding cookies

If you’d like to delete cookies or instruct your web browser to delete or refuse cookies, please visit the help pages of your web browser.

Please note, however, that if you delete cookies or refuse to accept them, you might not be able to use all of the features we offer, you may not be able to store your preferences, and some of our pages might not display properly.

Where can your find more information about cookies

You can learn more about cookies and the following third-party websites:

Network Advertising Initiative:

We’ve also got sign up and contact forms.  If you put your information in there, then we have it.  Duh!

We really only use the information to send you annoying emails that you will most likely delete without looking at (though you should look, they’re super duper awesome, plus you did sign up for them!)