Do you want to be a Pinterest/Stepford wife, but just haven’t mastered those blasted fitted sheets yet?
They really are damn tough to fold perfectly.
Anyway, after years of perfecting my amazing homemaker skills, I am ready to share with you my 3 simple steps to the perfect fitted sheet.
Prepare to be blown away:
Step 1: Wine (always a good place to start)
Step 2: Don’t have judgmental crazy ass friends that will look in your linen cupboard
Step 3: More wine
Done! How easy is that?!
And as we all know laundry is a damn bitch of a job, so I think you’ve earned yourself another wine. Go on, treat yourself.
- Mrs Piggy